Blink... OK I've never understood a content warning about eye contact until glances back at his chat. So, apparently, that's what that is for people, only way stronger?

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capitalists reinventing public services poorly is one of my favorite tropes

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The ACLU is hiring for two senior software engineer positions. These are both remote friendly positions. Working here has been the best professional experience of my life. Come work with me and build awesome stuff!

The first role is focused on backend and data engineering:

This one is focused on devops for our web platform:

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Software is like an onion. If you open up the inner layers you start crying

Holy crap 6.6B views:
Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee
I only knew this song existed via a science cover that I didn't know was a cover:
Evo-Devo (Despacito Biology Parody) | A Capella Science

lol Black Books S3E5 — the book shop building owner dies, leaves the property to her cat. Bernard argues with the lawyer about the cat. Later, Bernard is found reading a thick book titled "Cats and the Law"

Only 600 more miles to the "Earth Diameter" lifetime achievement badge (7900 miles).
Now that there's no cheap fitbits and I'm happy with this cheap fatbit, we'll see if this fitbit zip lasts long enough for me to get that badge...

lol The Strongest Padlock in the World (Seriously) — Squire Stronghold SS100CS
Rated for 10 minutes of angle grinder w 3 replacement wheels and 1 replacement battery; or fire 100 rounds of armor piercing ammo into it. It weighs twice as much as the US Military uses to secure their shit
or... ya know, just spend 3 minutes picking it, like this:

Ha Gödel's incompleteness theorems remind me of a billion years ago when I was a Philosophy major and decided my masters thesis was going to be "this is all bullshit." Academic mic drop.

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Ha nice. Google has tracked me in 871 places since 2009 :)

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"I use Linux as my operating system," I stated proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swiveled around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he said with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!" I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk: "I use Abyss, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body began convulsing, he foamed at the mouth, and he dropped to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhed around he screamed, "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" In a cool fashion, I replied "Abyss uses the LLVM compiler suite, GCC uninvolved."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life was ejected from his body. He lied on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
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Attn: US citizens living outside of the US 

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My friend said The Booth at the End was his favorite TV show in high school. I had never heard of it. Last night I binged the entire series.

When the writing + acting is this good characters never even have to leave a booth in a diner. For 3.5 hours. Riveting.

If you told me I'd watch 3.5 hours of dialogue in a diner booth I would have laughed at you.

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