Well apparently I pass as female, at least as judged by the nice cleaning lady who pointed me to the women's bathroom because I couldn't remember the code to unlock the men's. It's sweet but I feel like an intruder. So glad there was no one else there.
@Gogogadgetpants omg the number of times I've had to stop my children from doing that. It's like they think that any gap that they *can* squeeze through is a gap they *should* squeeze through. So embarrassing.
Also thank you :-)