Tiny trans joy: growing up south of the Barassi line they taught me the boy rules so fucking well that whenever a rugby-state dude tries to explain AFL to me I get to ask his opinion as to what the Rules of the Game folks should count as prior opportunity when the ball carrier is tackled. I mean, it's not like I know what the right interpretation for holding the ball should be ... But I do love watching the boys squirm when they realise that the girlyboy knows the game better than they do