Current #DarkSouls thoughts:

1) You need to "reverse Hollowing" i.e. apply makeup because it's embarrassing to greet strangers without, and Humanity is the strongest moisturiser known to man.
2) You ring two Bells of Awakening because, as with all wake-up alarms, the first immediately goes to snooze.
3) Capra Demon only hates you because you're basically interrupting a pleasant day out with the dogs. Damn door-to-door salesmen >:(

#gameing with headcanons is always better