Hello, I'm an old-timey doctor; what problem can I help you with today?
@cwebber I think my humours might be out of balance… 🤒
hi, I'm a timey-wimey Doctor, what can I help with?
* sonic you
* make your time go wibbly-wobbly
* show you my psychic paper
* go alonsiiii
I seem to have a case of the shudders and maybe also a slight case of the weepies.
if too much blood and too much bile are tied, that means that your humors are balanced and you're healthy! congratulations!
...unless you've got a phlegm problem
@cwebber I checked how many ribs I have, and how many my husband has, and something's wrong!!!
@cwebber definitely wandering womb
@cwebber Too much pollen! 🤧 :)
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