*plugs usb cable into ethernet jack* "why doesn't this work, why is this cable so loose"
@cwebber I once saw a guide to making a phone jack to USB connector. I have no idea how you'd get the computer to realize there was a USB port there, but it seemed a clever idea to get an extra USB port on old laptops.
They went further and hid a USB key behind the wall jack and used a phone cable to connect to it :D
@cwebber every time
@cwebber Did you know that you can kinda fit an RJ14/RJ25 plug into an Ethernet RJ45 jack?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@cwebber software people should not touch hardware :)