is there any term I hate more than "serverless"
@valerauko I don't completely hate blockchain, it's a chain of blocks... though I do hate that nobody agrees on what the minimum of blockchain is that's not also just "merkle tree"
@cwebber “Don’t look behind the curtain”
@cwebber as Nelson pointed out, if you run salesforce (“no software”) on serverless, you’ve finally achieved maximum computerlessness
> abstaining from computers
some folks do it for Lent, I hear
@cwebber more p2p shit would be great tbh
@cwebber there's no such thing as serverless, just other people's cgi-bin directories
@cwebber "On premise" is up there for me.
@cwebber "full stack" is up there but not quite as bad
(unless of course it's used to mean "I know how to design my own PCB")
@cwebber from previous bitter experience with "cloud" and "IoT", i knew as soon as i heard and loathed it that "serverless" would probably be a resounding memetic success and annoy me for years or decades to come.
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@clacke the phrase is "lets take (topic X, which is frequently a digression or tangent) offline" which means lets talk about it privately or with a smaller group later.
In my opinion the phrase "lets talk about X later" would work just as well
@cwebber I'm waiting for "cloudless".
@cwebber you'd have a lot of fun down here at AWS re:invent...