The essential lie of 2007: you can afford this house
The essential lie of 2018: the online ads are working
Nearly every new software I try is a long and confusing take on a shell script I don't want to write.
Even if you are a baby, "baby wipes" are ass wipes.
Drink every time they show a screenshot of twitter on the news
You don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand.
There is literally no difference between acting happy and being happy
I would be hard to convince there is anywhere more thoroughly insulated from the poor than Colorado ski towns
My least favorite impulse when someone goes to cover a song is, I think I'll make it super dramatic.
If I said jump and someone said how high I would think they were giving me a wise answer.
Why does your average consumer internet connection have a public IP exposed to the botnet hellscape?
I think I have uncovered the rationale for "apps" in 2018 and it is to get around your ad blocker
Got some motorcycle speakers for this solar powered stereo, 12v and weather proof, and had some bars sitting around, it sounds ok
I bet Whitman won a lot of arguments with that "I am multitudes" shit
Sometimes in order to right a wrong you have to do the opposite of the wrong even if that is also wrong
Good solar cooking weather, potatoes carrots and weed butter
I bet I own more cables than anyone I know, and I hate cables
A very lossy experience is when I get a voice mail from a robot and my phone uses voice recognition to transpose it to text.
When is the last time you turned your keyboard over and rapped on it?
If you work remote I got two words for you: slow cooker