grand theft alex @cryptid@octodon.social
22 they/them • icon: http://frenchy-vanilla.tumblr.com/post/166301647407 • friendly neighborhood cryptid
more than two dog.
i just ate... a lot from mcdonalds. i may have made a food mistake
anyway brb going to get food w brother
*BANGING ON FARGO'S DOOR* WHY ARE THOSE THEIR REAL NAMES
please.......
my crime name.
hanzee: make up new names this is a new start
grady, 12: MY CRIMINAL NAME IS NUMBERS
god knows w fargo though that probably is their real last names
i figured out why there's fanon for fargo that wrench has a brother named hammer and it's bc his actor was in another movie abt a deaf boxer named hammer and i'm tempted to find and watch it
you can see why i've been thinking abt nicky bc of fargo and the blacklist...
i don't have a story for them anymore bc the old one was just nicky blackmailing zeke's boyfriend for no good reason and the boyfriend is gone now, so. i need to come up w something better. maybe zeke needs to work for his family for some reason? that would be cool.
anyway uh. nicky is a mafia prince for my fictional abandonato family, an italian mob family based around new york and philidelphia, he's gay and poly and a Bastard. he lives in the same town as zeke (who's last name i forget) who is also an oc from that time i adore. half-brazilian punk boy
phbbbbbt. i feel like i should change nicky's name now that i watched fargo but i don't think that matters really. i'm just self conscious
*thinks abt my original crap for once and posts abt it but then just gets embarrassed* :')
he's sinking
the sideburns...
