grand theft alex @cryptid@octodon.social

why did i pass out for 12 hours. fuck

good night everyone

i love you, bitch... *strums guitar* never gonna stop loving you, bitch

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@biomech https://twitter.com/BenJuniu/status/1009515932878766080?s=19 for nei

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i mean i should have seen that coming but i already entered all my info to their website a resume won't be much different... and it also means i need to make one... which is difficult bc i have limited experience and almost no marketable skills...

me: oh nice the place i applied emailed me back!
email: we need a resume in addition to your application
me:

good morning

ok i'm gonna go to bed bc i'm Actually tired and i haven't napped at all today so? maybe i will sleep normally. good night

it's not really funny just the size and placement surprised and amused me

i can't talk one of my kins has a cut here tattoo on his neck

*sees a hint of chest hair and just starts to cry*

*HD ZOOM IN OF NUMBERS' NECK*

ok i see Discussion By Writers means numbers does canonically have tattoos but like where. where are these people getting their information

oh pardon me.

scrunyun?

i don't want to kin emoji man but i know i probably would

youtube: you want watchdogs wrench?
me: no i will Never

HE'S REALLY INTO HIS IDEA

i rewatched the first scene wrench and numbers are in and seeing wrench sign abt getting stabbed by a swordfish is funnier now that i know what he's saying