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mom/alcohol Show more

daylio: how are you feeling today! what have you been doing!
me: Panicking.

not bad just heavy maybe? idk Show more

i wanna play more hots so if anyone wants to at any point... lmk

ok i finished my resume and sent it in... my brother said that it looked rlly fancy and i should tone it down so i did (he looks at resumes at his job)

why did i pass out for 12 hours. fuck

i love you, bitch... *strums guitar* never gonna stop loving you, bitch

i mean i should have seen that coming but i already entered all my info to their website a resume won't be much different... and it also means i need to make one... which is difficult bc i have limited experience and almost no marketable skills...

me: oh nice the place i applied emailed me back!
email: we need a resume in addition to your application
me:

ok i'm gonna go to bed bc i'm Actually tired and i haven't napped at all today so? maybe i will sleep normally. good night

it's not really funny just the size and placement surprised and amused me

i can't talk one of my kins has a cut here tattoo on his neck