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22 they/them • icon: http://frenchy-vanilla.tumblr.com/post/166301647407 • friendly neighborhood cryptid
50 minutes...
tlj is on netflix
like one of these birds
i love you, bitch... *strums guitar* never gonna stop loving you, bitch
me: oh nice the place i applied emailed me back!
email: we need a resume in addition to your application
me:
*HD ZOOM IN OF NUMBERS' NECK*
my old ass baby boy
soft cat tummy
smokey is trying to sleep on me but i don't have enough Surface
illegal
i was backreading and i basically made the same tweet twice (1 was unhappy abt her fate, 2 was smth she deserved to do)
