Papa John's, Pizza Show more
Boo fucking hoo.
Sorry, but Schnatter was an asshole before he made it painfully apparent on a conference call.
Not to mention you can do a lot better than eat inferior pizza, especially one that has a racist asshole owning 29% of the company and no intention of leaving.
No, I do not need to watch modular synth videos; they only give me bad ideas about what to do with the money I don't have, and the electrical bill that I don't need to add on to.
I was feeling a bit rubbish today, but something moved me to sit down and make a little crested gecko emoji, and now I've got a massive smile on my face. 😁
And thanks to @Curator, you can use it here!! Take a look:
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(The shortcode is ": squishygecko :" without the spaces.)
Feel free to borrow and use on your own Mastodon instance!
Another reason why Mastodon is the best… 😘
Macintosh shit Show more
I think there's a certain sort of unbridled optimism that Apple fans have nowadays that's charming.
Charming in the same way that Lucy would always pull away the football from Charlie Brown.
Apple fan: I just hope that Apple will one day release a professional grade Macintosh computer that doesn't require a boat load of equipment to interface with the rest of the world.
Apple: We're releasing a thinner, lighter Macbook Pro that requires a $3,000 backpack addition to even charge.
TIL: SQLite3 has a "LIMIT 1" clause for DELETE.
shareholders Show more
If you ever wanted to know why the 1970s through the 1990s created companies that would eat their own young to maximize shareholder profits you'd be hard-pressed to find a more clear article explaining the situation.
Two things you need to know:
1) You're awesome
2) Any evidence that counter-acts point 1 is suspect and should be considered harmful.
Fucking pissed at white dudes in free software prioritizing exercising their free speech by showing "look, I can make jokes which affect people not like me" and then being like "free software is a movement for everyone"
Nobody has ever questioned whether *I* belong. But I've tried to bring in plenty of other people who left because they didn't feel welcome.
I believe in free software, I want it to be a movement for everyone. Most of these people would say "I do too".
SO FUCKING ACT LIKE IT.