Craig Maloney ☕ ✅ @craigmaloney@octodon.social

Your current level of awesome:

Please keep it up!

(Original image: http://www.tapeheads.net/pictures/archived/Cool_Lit_EQ_LightBar.JPG)

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#goblin

Purchasing an unauthorized baguette at Meijer.

And it's on sale too!

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I find your need for merchandise tie-ins disturbing.

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Time for a traditional Christmas dinner. https://octodon.social/media/MgFi2a_Mj7V90Zok31s

Merry Christmas!

I love this picture on so many levels.

For starters, the amount of care that the artist made in getting the machines and other computing paraphernalia correct.

But also because it encapsulates the promise that computers had in the 1970s. The sheer optimism that computers could really change the world in a positive way.

I still think they can. I refuse to believe that we've corrupted computing beyond that optimistic phase.

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Dave and Buster's have this crane game where you are guaranteed to win a rubber duck. But apparently the sensor was a little broken so now I have a duck army.

I think these are my totems.

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Oh Oh Oh!

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What you think your logo says:

"We're an edgy company that has trimmed away everything so we can offer you the best and cutting edge technology"

What I see:

We spent 12 days arguing over logos until we settled upon this abomination and when it was all said and done we spent the next four hours arguing over the shade of green

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Apparently the USPS is now using Informed Delivery to do marketing campaigns.

Seriously, this is beyond the pale.

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Old #selfie

Here's the message that I received from Pocket that is a sponsored content ad.

Even the "add these to pocket" links are things about sleep and latex foam mattresses.

#mozilla

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Pixel's Current Mood:

https://www.peppercarrot.com/0_sources/0ther/inks/2017-10-21_furious_00.jpg

(artwork by @davidrevoy)

(CC-BY 4.0 International)

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As seen on Birdsite. Let's see what you all think:

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(Found original here:
https://twitter.com/playground_park/status/923949160948289540) https://octodon.social/media/QbdM6wL9drzRnWYkBVQ

#webcomic

@zigg

"Image: Benjamin Johnston - Robo-hugs for Woz"
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Right, so let's do this then...

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