Craig Maloney ☕ @craigmaloney@octodon.social

This is close to my aspirational aesthetic.

Me: I don't dance.

Also me (while listening to Mangadrive: Refactor)

https://mangadrive.bandcamp.com/album/refactor

Cat horror story.

konmari / marie kondo

Cool that Home Depot sells pre-sharpened Candy Canes.

I'm glad that they lost the "classical musician just looks like they snorted a line" album covers of the 1980s.

I used to get myself worked up about drama.

Now I'm all:

If you claim you're a rockstar developer and don't show up in this costume I'll just assume you're not even serious.

Stand back, this disc is a professional:

Who's pretty awesome?

Could they make this any more creepy?

Why, yes, I have been playing around with JavaScript and front-end development. Why do you ask?

Bi Gel Ow Green Tea.

http://www.brainlesstales.com/2016-02-01/cat-string

Proof:

change my mind meme

OK, I'm not sure why GMail has an input settings menu like this.

Wouldn't this be handled by the OS?

Or is this something with ChromeOS?

(Note: I'm sure you have lovely opinions about Google, but today is not the day to share them with me. Try my patience at your own peril. Have a nice day.)

I really don't like Slack's new logo:

Me, when sending an email