Craig Maloney ☕ @craigmaloney@octodon.social

I have been, and will always be...

a doofus.

John Kovalic made some buttons and posters to help to spread the word: Stay at Home.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/we-can-stay-home-35055272

Lister and Blue Midget aren't much, but they're my #battlestations

It's a damn shame that headless guitars and basses with boxy frame like the Steinberger pretty much stayed in the 1980s, because I think they're still kinda sexy.

Packing manuals for products have really gotten skimpy over the years.

Not sure if about to be the cover of a Richard D James Album or about to sell some wicked insurance.

Me: I should go to bed

Also me:

Stickers around my office and on my laptop (sorry, too many to caption properly).

Pretty sure this cover wouldn't fly nowadays.

uspol, snark

Um, I'll probably wake up to the possibility of having an English Muffin.

Let's not get too precious about this, shall we?

If you ever feel like you ever need special effects and big budgets remember that you can still tell a compelling story with a man dressed in second-hand clothes and a puppet.

There's something rather simple about metal bands circa 1990s.

Remember when install software floppies could be repurposed ?

Part of me wishes that I would have kept the install software on this disk, but 1997s me was already deep into Linux territory.

Hi, I'm Craig and my musical tastes change from week to week.

"High Intensity Discharge" sounds like an awful medical condition.

Is it just me or is the VirtualBox splash screen looking more and more like Oracle is going to do something nefarious soon?

Also: this splash screen just looks like 8 4-hour design meetings preceded the final "OK fine: here you go" (angry wavy scribble distort) "are you fucking happy now?".

(Note: this is not the toot for telling me what your favorite VM is, or how terrible Oracle is. You will not please the teacher if you ignore this. Move along)

That's nice, Windows 10. Could you let me log in now?

(How do people live with this crap?)

Good morning.

(selfie with eye contact)