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Only 90s kids will remember this. Show more

When things are so weird in this timeline that even 3 million years in the future they know something is off.

selfie, whole foods, marketing fail Show more

JoDee got a new chair. This is the same one that we bought for the living room that Pixel took over.

Now this one seems to be taken over as well.

Ikea selfie Show more

Ran into a picture of myself about a year ago. I was wearing the same shirt that I have on now, but I was in a hotel room after flying most of the day. I was hungry, dehydrated, and pretty miserable.

Not sure if this was before or after getting a calzone from GrubHub because I didn't have many other options.

It was an amazing experience. I flew over The Grand Canyon and met some amazing people. The interview was long but worthwhile. I ate poke for the first time.

Just checked on birdsite to see if my account was deleted.

It's gone.

Y'all are stuck with me now.