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Computer programming:
1%: I have melded with the machine and we are as one with one singular purpose.
99%: It's a wonder I can even move the mouse without the computer telling me to fuck off.
@literorrery @craigmaloney heh, this is me. I’m way too stubborn and will tell the computer to fuck off right back.
@craigmaloney When Windows 3.1 was still a thing, I used to joke, "You moved the mouse pointer. You must reboot Windows for changes to take effect."
@craigmaloney See also: the consistent attempt at creation of literally anything at all.
@craigmaloney More like 0.00001%.
Computer skills on average are POOR or NIL.
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/computer-skill-levels/
http://dx.doi.org/10.1787/9789264258051-en
https://redd.it/69wk8y
@craigmaloney There's also "I think the computer told me fuck off, but I'm either too ignorant or too stubborn to do that."