NULLSQL is the best database with the most amazing write times imaginable. Put all of your data into NULLSQL today!
cat data > /dev/null
IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!!
NULLSQL uses the latest in NULLSQL technology using a combination of WRITE ONCE, READ NEVER (WORN) and Singularity Indexing so reads are fast fast FAST!
TAKE PART IN THE NULLSQL REVOLUTION TODAY!
@craigmaloney Does /dev/null support sharding?
@eq Naturally, and it''s fully web scale.
@craigmaloney ah, I love write-only memory
Forget no logs, its time for no ANYTHING! Nothing ever, never nothing! The perfect database for users seeking the ultimate level of privacy 👌
Time for me to make the switch!
@MutoShack @craigmaloney https://not.phrack.fyi/media/sP-e0tNlgWO-EPl16xk
Check out these bench marks, 1.56GB a second. Holy moley, This migration is going to take no time.
It's a very efficient cryptography tool also.
It's PBS compliant. Perfect Backward Secrecy. No one can decrypt a data sent to NULLSQL.
Even the recipient but that's another thing...
@craigmaloney My favorite part of NULLSQL is the query language. So fast and clean and simple!
@craigmaloney
NULLSQLは現状最高峰の書き込み速度のデータベースです！！
全てのデータをNULLSQLに入れましょう！！
cat data > /dev/null
たったこれだけ！！✨
NULLSQLは最新のデータ管理方法、
ライト・ワンス/リード・ネバー
(一回書いてあとは読まない)、そして特異点インデックス技術によって支えられてるためとにかく速い！✨
NULLSQLの革命を体感しましょう！！
@craigmaloney
i love it so i translated to jp thx
@mimorinka Thank you. :)
@mimorinka i love your translations thx.
@craigmaloney Sounds great! But is it really web-scale???
@_xhr_ It's so web scale that you're likely using it right now. It scales through space and time to anticipate your very needs.
@craigmaloney Awesome. But I won't buy it until you offer NULLSQL with an enterprise plan. I mean, srlsy, who would buy such a thing without an enterprise license model and platinum support!
@_xhr_ I'll be more than happy to offer Enterprise support that matches the data integrity that NULLSQL offers. Just send me moneyt and see what happens. :)
@craigmaloney Replication is easy, too. Just set up two NULLSQL databases, and they automatically replicate each other. No additional setup needed!
@craigmaloney does NULLSQL support connection pooling? Gotta make sure I'm not opening too many connections to my NULLSQL cluster!
@craigmaloney but, why are we reinventing mongodb? 😂
@craigmaloney I prefer mangodb
https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb