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NULLSQL is the best database with the most amazing write times imaginable. Put all of your data into NULLSQL today!

cat data > /dev/null

IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!!

NULLSQL uses the latest in NULLSQL technology using a combination of WRITE ONCE, READ NEVER (WORN) and Singularity Indexing so reads are fast fast FAST!

TAKE PART IN THE NULLSQL REVOLUTION TODAY!

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@craigmaloney

Forget no logs, its time for no ANYTHING! Nothing ever, never nothing! The perfect database for users seeking the ultimate level of privacy 👌

Time for me to make the switch!

@MutoShack @craigmaloney not.phrack.fyi/media/sP-e0tNlg

Check out these bench marks, 1.56GB a second. Holy moley, This migration is going to take no time.

It also can be used to store files and folders, just do "mv file /dev/null", it's super fast and easy.
@utzer @m3tti also uses 100% compression, the most effective and cheap storage!👍
That is one of the biggest advantages, perfect compression, and no CPU usage while compressing.

@craigmaloney @dashie

It's a very efficient cryptography tool also.
It's PBS compliant. Perfect Backward Secrecy. No one can decrypt a data sent to NULLSQL.

Even the recipient but that's another thing...

@craigmaloney My favorite part of NULLSQL is the query language. So fast and clean and simple!

@craigmaloney
NULLSQLは現状最高峰の書き込み速度のデータベースです!!
全てのデータをNULLSQLに入れましょう!!

cat data > /dev/null

たったこれだけ!!✨
NULLSQLは最新のデータ管理方法、
ライト・ワンス/リード・ネバー
(一回書いてあとは読まない)、そして特異点インデックス技術によって支えられてるためとにかく速い!✨

NULLSQLの革命を体感しましょう!!

@craigmaloney Sounds great! But is it really web-scale???

@_xhr_ It's so web scale that you're likely using it right now. It scales through space and time to anticipate your very needs.

@craigmaloney Awesome. But I won't buy it until you offer NULLSQL with an enterprise plan. I mean, srlsy, who would buy such a thing without an enterprise license model and platinum support!

@_xhr_ I'll be more than happy to offer Enterprise support that matches the data integrity that NULLSQL offers. Just send me moneyt and see what happens. :)

@craigmaloney Replication is easy, too. Just set up two NULLSQL databases, and they automatically replicate each other. No additional setup needed!

@craigmaloney does NULLSQL support connection pooling? Gotta make sure I'm not opening too many connections to my NULLSQL cluster!