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Mentally replace all mentions of crypto currency with Beanie Babies.

also replace all mentions of Bitcoin with Cabbage Patch Dolls.

@craigmaloney As the bitcoin stories I hear involve people closer and closer to those I actually know, they always turn from large sums of money into things like "if he'd only waited it'd be worth (ridiculous amount)" or "lost the key" or "has (infinitesimal fraction) bitcoins".