How to make a History Channel documentary.

Hear an inexplicable noise

decide to pull up a radio spectrum analyzer to look at the wrong band

find background noise.

exclaim "wormhole".

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@craigmaloney I'm not saying it was aliens, but… Interstellar distances are so vast that any alien approach would be immediately visible and either catastrophic or awesome, not some half-assed sound effect in a "haunted" house.

That should just be copy-pasted on every show that posits "aliens". I have fixed television.

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