Treating my kitchen like a coffee shop and wondering if I should put on some terrible folk music to really add to the vibe.
Also put out a tip jar and be surly to myself.
@craigmaloney don't forget to misspell your name
@craigmaloney "Latte for Greg! I have a trenti latte for Greg!"
@bstacey Griag is my personal favorite.
@bstacey Though "Frank" is my all-time food favorite, because it was loud and the guy at Bellicino's couldn't parse "Craig" so if it was between his parsing and me getting food then "Frank" I became.
@craigmaloney for maximum vibes make sure to slap a beaten up generic self help book on the counter
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