I swear whomever is writing this timeline is the biggest hack ever.
This primary could have been such a grand irony. Look, the president of the USA got impeached for trying to gather intel on an opponent that isn't even in the running anymore. What a fop! All of that effort for nothing. What a fool!
Instead we get this lazy reveal where Biden really is the presidential nominee.
What kind of J J Abrams-level shit is this? Where's the comedy? Where's the moral lesson here?
tired: a hundred years of solitude
wired: a thousand years of authoritarian bullshit
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