Ok, so what is everyone's superpower:
Suoerman: I have super strength, the ability to fly, and x-ray vision
Aquaman: I am the son of Poseidon and can call any sea creatures at will.
Me: I soak dishes before washing them.
(Gasps all around the room. A hushed mutter exclaims "wow, what a badass")
@craigmaloney Aquaman is also super gay.
I'm the only one in the house who does this. Everyone else leaves dishes out to get tough & crusty because, well, *they* aren't the ones washing them!
before *hand*washing them!
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