Citibank: We need you to add your phone number so we can contact you in case of suspicious activity.
Me: Yeah, email is fine.
@craigmaloney Another $FIRM presenting a similar request recently, to which I responded "Not my problem".
No problem, just drop me Michael L. Corbat’s home phone # and we can tradsies.
@craigmaloney "Oh, I thought you wanted to contact me quickly"