Could they make this any more creepy?
@craigmaloney Put all your trust in Microsoft. Do not resist. Allow the update to wash over you.
@craigmaloney [long pause followed by whispering voice on the phone] All your files are exactly where you left them.
@craigmaloney They can. Once you use Windows, they known what you up to :D
@craigmaloney Yes. Run Wireshark after it boots.
@craigmaloney sure. They could the truthful ending to that... “because you have no choice.”
@craigmaloney "We know just what to do"
I've shared the german version of this a while ago 😆
@craigmaloney The first time I saw that screen I actually thought for half a moment that ransomware had taken over my computer. I almost had a heart attack.
@craigmaloney The best thing would be a ":(" BSOD right after that. 🤣
@craigmaloney the only thing missing is a gun
@craigmaloney "Trust us. We know what's best for you"?
@craigmaloney yes... when Cortana say “Hello”!!!!
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