Every time I decide to update my high school / college alumni information I put in a small joke.
The first one was for what I was doing, which at the time was "works with computers".
Later on I added "still works with computers".
I've thought about adding more to that but frankly just having something so small and matter of fact is enough for me.
(And yes, I know that some folks really take this seriously, but I'm the sort of person that really likes to take the piss out of this sort of stuff.)
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more