What I want:

The budget of Star Wars
The continuity of Star Trek
The ability to solve problems like Doctor Who

What I have:

The budget of Doctor Who
The continuity of Doctor Who
The ability to solve problems like Red Dwarf

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@craigmaloney and yet now Discovery is fucking up the continuity of Star Trek hard! WHY.

@viciousviscosity @craigmaloney
Problem: Holograms can't touch things.
Solution: Invent hard light.

@craigmaloney TBH, all three of what you have are basically Red Dwarf. You are Red Dwarf.

@craigmaloney i've never watched red dwarf, but i feel like you have a lot of duct tape

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