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Medium: We've noticed you'be been here before. We'd love for you to log in.
Me: Oh, I'm just here for the half-assed think-pieces. I'm not looking for a relationship.
Medium: But we must get to know you.
Me: Um, that's OK. I'm, uh, just here for the think-pieces.
Medium: Sign up or we'll get super-creepy.
Me: Yeah, uh, those think-pieces can go half-ass themselves.
I just wanted to read a shitty article, not go on a damn date.