I don't understand it myself, but I've been on a real 1980s hair metal kick lately.
Unfortunately it's hard to find folks who are still making hair metal because a lot of them are NWOBHM or Synthwave music. Which is awesome but it isn't hair metal at all.
Closest I've come is Lord of Trident, but they're just amazing in general.
(Speaking of which:
@craigmaloney [DDG search and clicks on home page] "The most METAL band on Earth!" That's... That's pretty metal...