Pretty sure landscapers will be the death of us all.

It's an air quality alert day, which means:

"People and businesses are urged to avoid activities which lead to
ozone formation. These activities include...refueling vehicles or
topping off when refueling, using gasoline powered lawn equipment
and using charcoal lighter fluid."

And yet I hear the dulcet tones of a riding lawn mower (The upright version) zipping away on our neighbors lawn.

I blame our eventual demise on you, dear neighbor.