Every house should have two plungers: The New Testament plunger, and The Old Testament plunger.

The New Testament plunger is for when company comes over and something gets a bit lodged in the toilet. Just a simple push and all is forgiven.

The Old Testament plunger is the one where you stand over whatever is clogged and say "Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I have made the land a desolate waste because of all the detestable things they have done.'" EZEK 33:29