Hi, I'm Craig Maloney. I have a college degree.
I just had to stop myself from putting a metal pot of soup into the microwave instead of on the stove.
AMA.
@craigmaloney make sure you haven't left your engineering pencil and slide rule in there either.
@craigmaloney but is your degree on microwave safety?
@craigmaloney I have a PhD, I once put an electric caffettiera on the gas.... welcome to the club! :)
@craigmaloney Oh the things I could admit to . . . but I'm trying (not very well) to maintain an image of a reasonably smart guy.
@craigmaloney It's that Michigan politeness. You didn't want to offend the microwave by not using it.
@craigmaloney Sounds like you were involved in a scientific experiment to me