I haven't seen anything of E3 but here's my synopsis:

* An update to that series you like that is old enough to drink
* A mobile version of that series you like that you never thought would need a mobile version
* A quirky game that sounds like someone literally took bingo-balls with topics written on them and combined them together
* Nintendo announcing a game based off of a mascot that was literally part of an arcade title
* Atari being vague about the Ataribox.