I haven't seen anything of E3 but here's my synopsis:
* An update to that series you like that is old enough to drink
* A mobile version of that series you like that you never thought would need a mobile version
* A quirky game that sounds like someone literally took bingo-balls with topics written on them and combined them together
* Nintendo announcing a game based off of a mascot that was literally part of an arcade title
* Atari being vague about the Ataribox.
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* A licensed curling game with all of your favorite curling athletes
* 12 versions of "the most amazing game ever" that still looks like Doom in a forest.
* 23 promises about working with their partners
* 3 updates to classic games in which the only tangible benefit to the update is adding loading times
* A complete lack of institutional knowledge that they did the same shit in the previos 5 years of E3 and will continue for the foreseeable future.