I haven't seen anything of E3 but here's my synopsis:
* An update to that series you like that is old enough to drink
* A mobile version of that series you like that you never thought would need a mobile version
* A quirky game that sounds like someone literally took bingo-balls with topics written on them and combined them together
* Nintendo announcing a game based off of a mascot that was literally part of an arcade title
* Atari being vague about the Ataribox.
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* NVidia announcing another $1K video card that will only be available to people who can pay with bitcoin.
* A sequel to that game you like that adds one interesting mechanic and strips out everything you loved about the game
* A VR game that looks amazing but is so difficult that you gain achievements for picking up your in-world car keys
* A commitment from to replace all loot boxes with licensed replicas of real-world slot machines.