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Mmmm the smell of this coconut candle is pure delight!

🥥 🕯😊

@Averly Ooooh, yum! What brand is it? I am always on the lookout for good new candles.

@SuzanEraslan

I went to this place called Home Goods and it was some random thing in the checkout aisle.

Soooo goooood 😊

@Averly OMG, Home Goods is so great. They have so much weird cool junk that I want for my house.

@SuzanEraslan

I now understand why people have so much random crap in their homes. Like, who doesn't want a fluffy silver pillow that costs $100 and a random pink glass jar to store berries(?) in??

It's like treasure hunt 😉

@Averly @SuzanEraslan Home Goods is my go-to place for half-sized replica Argentinian armor.

@craigmaloney @SuzanEraslan

OMG the little full body armor statues is me IRL dealing with people 😉

Craig Maloney ☕ ✅ @craigmaloney

@Averly @SuzanEraslan The strange thing is I'm not making that up. It literally was there one time that we went (There was also a slightly larger size of the same armor).

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@Averly @craigmaloney The one near me in New York had one of those giant globes that unhinges to be a cocktail bar, and I don't even drink and I wanted it so badly I almost took it home to our tiny apartment.

@craigmaloney @SuzanEraslan

Ahhhh I live for these moments. Like, what if IKEA & Home Goods had a baby... find me on the human sized parrot swing 😁