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over the last few years it's been hard for me to find stores that carry jean shorts, which is weird because they have the full length jeans on display still
is this in retaliation for people calling them "jorts"
@cwebber I have admitted that I will never look good in shorts and have decided to just wear jeans all year long.
I still have some shorts but those are for the trips from the front door to the curb on trash day.
@craigmaloney @cwebber
I always wear long pants. That way, if I get teleported to Italy, people won't give me dirty looks. Or at least they wont' give me dirty looks for wearing shorts.