Multi-million dollar idea:
Sell bottled water "straight from the sparkling shores of The River Rouge"
We'd make killing from the tourists who don't know better.
(For those who aren't in southeast Detroit, here's some history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Rouge_(Michigan))
@craigmaloney "A distinctly sparkling, clear beverage made with water and flavorings fresh from the earth itself, bottled with love on the shores of Zug Island."
Bah, that should read "Southeast Michigan, Metro Detroit".