Love this photoshop from the dutch onion equivalent:
"Greta Thunberg sinks 5 oil tankers and hijacks cargo vessels during Atlantic trip."
@conatus the hero we need
@conatus she finally unlocked her crinos form
@conatus this has so much meme potential
@conatus The heroine we need.
@DissidentKitty All hail our pirate queen
There. You can laugh now.
Btw, I'm still waiting for somebody to admit the "ethical" resources needed to build a hi-tech 60 ft racing yacht.
Not to mention transatlantic flights for outbound and return crews.
Airplanes, my ass. Less consumption is the correct answer. No new phone every year is the correct answer. Etc, etc, etc...
reminds me of "disaster girl"
@conatus how precious. +1 to greta thunberg
@conatus now lets all hope she becomes an environmental terrorist when she grows up, because having worked for several environmental groups in my younger days? They're all full of shit and padding their wallets on the controversy they peddle. What we need is people blowing up logging equipment, oil refineries, pipelines, and so on and so forth.*
*dear alphabet agency official viewing this toot, i am not nor have I ever done any of those things, and I do not condone or endorse such acts. please do not come visit me at my home.
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