I am a prisoner of love
Posting from horny jail
I just cant get enough
Was I setup to fail?

Just read โ€œdot matrixโ€ as โ€œdominatrixโ€ and I think I need to get out more

Thinking about code smell as a concept

im currently in-between jobs and because of lockdown I literally have 0 reasons to follow *standard society timeโ„ข* so my times of getting up and going to bed have been thoroughly scrambled, I woke up around 15:00 today and I just ate dinner(?) at 23:30, it's gonna be difficult to reset my biological clock.

smh at all the people telling me I'm "valid" "cute" and "worthy of love" when they could be telling me I'm "18ft tall" "terrible beyond human comprehension" and "entirely covered with bees" ๐Ÿ™„

today im going to try to block the sun in real life. it's intrusive, and is here everyday, but like never at night for some reason dont know

somehow that looks awesome???

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all of the haters are talking about checks and balances โš– while I'm simply checking my account balance ๐Ÿ’ต

the concept "the universal burden" just appeared in my (very sleepy) mind, which sounds like it should be part of some kind of existential philosophy.

sort of like we all carry the universal burden, simply by existing, but by putting in just a little but more effort, you ease the burden of the people near you.

another big itch.io bundle 

there's a new itch bundle that's all ttrpg's you can play solo. proceeds go to a suicide prevention non-profit called Jasper's Game Day

thank you @toydragon for bringing this reaction image into my life

Meta, fascists 

AWS is yanking Parler, which means it will probably go offline at least for a while.

This is an especially important time to be vigilant about fascists on the fediverse and not give any foothold to them. They'll be casting around for a new home rn and this mustn't become one.

Please use the #fediblock tag to alert for fascist instances.


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