colealtmann @colealtmann@octodon.social
Works in a lighthouse, which kind of explains a lot
@AndrewLub@social.lou.#BrothLife
Day 3 of the liquid diet tomorrow. I hate everyone and everything
So Fake. You can't even toot a sponsored toot. Ridiculous.
Ya girl is on a liquid diet until [tmi redacted]
@AndrewLub @NonHepCat @zoeclaire listen, I'm as disappointed as anyone but MTL just couldn't keep up the handsome. It was a TIGHT race
@AndrewLub @zoeclaire guys, I'm a PROFESSIONAL
I seeded my entire NHL bracket by handsomeness https://octodon.social/media/YOv1RzaCs2jlR4tvdxo
Ya girl left her work boots at the wrong house
@AndrewLub Canadian romance literature sounds amazing and relatable
@AndrewLub we're basically pioneers okay
@colealtmann If she was playing first and you were heading for second that would be normal!
@AndrewLub I'm a visionary
Shout out to me. I handled myself very gracefully by running away from a cute girl at a baseball game.
@AndrewLub and thEYRE LIT AS FUCK
$4.30 for this gorgeous game https://octodon.social/media/FEitmd3qLq1jWizsqeI
