colealtmann @colealtmann@octodon.social
Works in a lighthouse, which kind of explains a lot
Day 3 of the liquid diet tomorrow. I hate everyone and everything
So Fake. You can't even toot a sponsored toot. Ridiculous.
Ya girl is on a liquid diet until [tmi redacted]
I seeded my entire NHL bracket by handsomeness https://octodon.social/media/YOv1RzaCs2jlR4tvdxo
Ya girl left her work boots at the wrong house
@colealtmann If she was playing first and you were heading for second that would be normal!
Shout out to me. I handled myself very gracefully by running away from a cute girl at a baseball game.
$4.30 for this gorgeous game https://octodon.social/media/FEitmd3qLq1jWizsqeI
Lol jk there was still some in there- now there's not
It's four am and I just pooped out everything in my body and no one is surprised #celiacshit
This loaf is now 80% gone https://octodon.social/media/4-ErcGTVB5qMlIr3AcM
Get yourself a bff who will come down and bake macarons for you when you've had a shitty week https://octodon.social/media/A_VgF1Z7nrvw9jWTreg
I hate so many things about sports.
Happy Opening Day for Phillies baseball ☺️ https://octodon.social/media/9ZcZRKVEZUXK54Im4No
(baseball today 😭😍💞)
I only got on this platform because I like tooting in public
cant believe i can just log in and experience what french farts are like
