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<- this AI tries to actually understand your reports and emits a judgement. it was trained on the whole internet and generally "feels bad"

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to sum up my personality better than any test,, i don't want to be a supervillain i want to be a supervillain's pet sidekick

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⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:

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*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

sysadmin, scaleway/hetzner 

mastodon sysadmin, new server perfs 

mastodon sysadmin, new server perfs 

satisfactory (the game) 

trying to import a backup of octodon's database on a postgresql 11 at hetzner

If you were to get a brain implant with an external connector in the back of the neck, which plug would you prefer?


do u want to be awake



i wanted to reply to someone asking what the fuck is wrong with them but i suspended them before i had the chance :(

anyway it's funny every time a journo finds a satoshi candidate it's a mildly important person and matches way too well

there are billions of bored people around left to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence. all the required knowledge has been floating around on the internet for a long time

and that is not admitting anything since i haven't done anything yet

arguably the time travel problem is the real question but who cares about that

see, i'm the perfect candidate, because i know all that anonymity stuff and c++, have worked it in for a while, am especially motivated if it's illegal, and i publicly disliked bitcoin *before* creating it

my theory is that around 2042 i will go back to the past and create bitcoin as a prank


tiny spoiler it has to handle high voltage and arcing. maybe i should keep copper

mmm i'll probably attempt to use a few aluminium sheets and cut it instead. i'm not sure any continuous wire would make a decent paw

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