advantage of spanish/english bilingualism #528: off color jokes about penne
@MissSnarkerson sorry to hear that :(
was late to work because some squirrels were popcorning outside #noragrets
note to self: do not use "fuck me" as an exclamation of surprise in public around my husband, as he will happily reply "gladly" regardless of who is listening
shots!
here we go!
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it is VET TIME! https://octodon.social/media/M7FAOzyOymfDNcWYOko
@luckyduck by pants do you mean his back floof? if so the answer is nope, he gets brushed often but I've never had him groomed!
@luckyduck thank you! ❤️
got my braces adjusted. time for an extra heaping of pain and suffering in my routine 😭
a random discussion on the differences and similarities of kobolds and goblins while I'm cooking dinner is why I have been married to my husband for 7 years 😍
The boys are back in town
The boys have breached the perimeter
The boys are in corridor C
The b
know what actually I hate all of you https://mastodon.social/media/tp0cmfJ9fl7K7c96LZg
when will I learn that I just can't drink caffeine without this happening to me
you have an email (😊) from archive of our own (😀) for an update on your favorite fic (😁) AND IT'S A MULTICHAPTER (😆)
voted for city council today! still kinda annoyed at my decision to become a US citizen two years ago but at least I get to actually do something with it
i am really salty about coco being out in Mexico and not here - my fb friends are this close to spoiling it for me 😢
he's a cool doge
from when i gradumacated from #boisestate
