Dr. Chuck 🍀 @chuckrector@octodon.social
I am not a doctor. But I do operate on the front ends. ✨ Staff engineer @ IMVU
Never get drunk and kiss a llama unless you're ready for the post-alpaca-lips.
Pokédex says Spoink has to keep bouncing to pump his heart or he will DIE. :frowning:
AFAICT, his only joy in life comes from putting balls on his head.
Don't miss out on Mastodon.
It's a huge opportootity!
I had a dream that Trump joined Mastodon. Twitter said it was a real tweet to see his ineptitoot.
He flaked after promising, so I gave him a piece of my mind. Really toot him out.
I joined Mastodon and now I can't leave. I've really gotten myself into some deep toot toot.
She said the wind I break is a crime against humanity.
Very ass toot.
I'm not a smart man, but I can put toot and toot together.
All rise for the Honorable Tusk Mastodon.
Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the toot, the whole toot, and nothing but the toot?
@pzmyers Oh myers... pz?!
How to find me on Mastodon?
You'll need my latitoot and longitoot.
I can share my unfiltered thoughts immediately because this is a reputable insta-toot.
Four people replied identically!
I was struck with a toot by four.
French cuisine bot: Ratatootie
Ballerina bot: Tootoot
I didn't mean to, it just happened!
It was impromptoot.
It's now or never.
The moment of toot!
Toot the fifth power is thirty toot.
You need a cover sheet on those TPS reports?
I'm sorry about that. Will toot.
I don't have to use Twitter anymore.
I've paid my toots.
