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I drew Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty, cw depiction of blood 

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If you can’t pull me off my horse when I’m on my way to be sacrificed to pay the tiend to hell and hold onto me when I am in the form of various fearsome and loathsome beasts and then, when I take the form of a burning coal, plunge me into a dark well, thus allowing me to resume my true form and releasing me from the spell, then you don’t deserve me at my best

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We Have Always Lived in the Castle 

Oh hell yes, We Have Always Lived in the Castle is finally on Netflix

animal eye contact, an unbearably smug cat 

I had a very old very fragile cat with bad arthritis and an extremely tragic history who could only sleep in an empty picture frame, like an orphan in a ridiculously tragic Victorian serial novel, cats are going to do what they want to do and that’s that

Ripple, who has many many soft cat beds and cushions and access to an actual entire human bed and soft chairs, has chosen to sleep on a thin towel on the hard kitchen floor, cats are fascinating

food 

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Human! I wish to assist you in operating the computer machine!

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I fucking hate when people take human Muppets and do a comedy thing where they just say fuck and are horny

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Finally saw a black capped chickadee sitting on my sunflower and primrose

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the logical next step for the talk show after this era of eric andre maximalism is a show with no host

Someone just mowed the grass outside my office window and there are about twenty dragonflies out there in various colors carefully investigating the cut grass

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Remember, never eat the roots of a patience tree.

Cut it down and eat the fruit.

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TW suicide mention, resources request 

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look, yee mighty, upon the google image search result for "world's smallest grape", and despair

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