When I walked into my office this morning I froze in the doorway and hissed "A child has been sitting at my desk" so I guess I'm finally becoming the storybook witch I wanted to be when I was 8
My phone autocorrected “what season is this” to “what Swain is this” and I am absolutely going to start using this as my response to texts from unknown numbers
Memento but it’s a Polaroid of a CocaCola Freestyle machine, underneath which is written “Coke and raspberry syrup will always taste bad, please stop doing this to yourself”
She has never denied the baby cat anything in the entire time they've known each other but she won't let him on the blanket so he's sitting on the floor crying pitifully
I just finished another album art commission. My client loves it 💃.
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These were commissions for fantastic musicians - check them out ❤️: https://soundcloud.com/furdune, soundcloud.com/cosmic-carpool, https://batou.bandcamp.com/album/kinetic
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I got my dog a holiday sweater and misjudged her proportions and it is comically oversized on her, it looks like when they tried to jam Snowy into a suit meant for a German Shepherd in Destination Moon
Honestly bless the two dudes taking up an entire central aisle in this store in a fevered discussion of the detailed backstory of one of them’s tiefling bard
Lord give me the confidence of someone who yells “Golden Boy” during the lull between songs at a Mountain Goats concert
My dog has chosen to spend the morning sitting at the window, seething at the neighbors for existing. I told her to stop barking so now she’s doing this angry cross between a grumble and a hum in their general direction
Good morning everyone, the day is full of possibilities
There is a big game going on at the football stadium downtown. Because of the humidity, I can hear a good bit of it here in my house. If I stand outside, I can hear the drums and the brass and almost make out the announcer’s words. Standing in my kitchen is another matter. I’d love to know what quirk of acoustics is making the bit of it that reaches me in the kitchen sound exactly like the ghosts in Crimson Peak
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
75% sky pictures, 25% flotsam
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more