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When I walked into my office this morning I froze in the doorway and hissed "A child has been sitting at my desk" so I guess I'm finally becoming the storybook witch I wanted to be when I was 8

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Apparently I went a whole day sitting in a fifty-degree building without turning the heat on because I didn’t realize it was actually cold, oops

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I haven't watched Napoleon Dynamite in years but I think about Uncle Rico, jaw clenched and eyes wild, saying "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains" at least twice a week

but they *do* have a Grease singalong coming up apparently

I feel like I should support it more! but their schedule makes no sense and the movies I want to see are usually only there at an extremely odd time in the middle of the week and then movies that I have no interest in are there for an entire month

The local independent/artsy movie theater has Napoleon Dynamite on its classics lineup and it is causing me to experience a whole range of emotions

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Is there any feeling better than when you've spent all day grimly talking yourself out of cancelling a social engagement only to receive a text asking if you'd mind cancelling and rescheduling it for next week?

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omg i thought the books were basically closed on this and have been thinking for years about how i don’t know if my brain is going to do ok with its dwindling supply of neurons!! damn you science, just when i think i know anything at all scientificamerican.com/article

I just had to give my beloved terrible monster cat ear drops while he screamed and hissed and flailed madly with his claws, there is so much adrenaline hammering through my system right now that I could probably lift a car

One of the things I love about spring is seeing sunlight shining through delicate new leaves

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Like, I've been looking at this illustration for ages and I can't even come up with a joke here

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if you're a poc or LGBTQIA+ video game dev with a small budget and you want some written resources to help, i have a paperback copy of Designing Virtual Worlds that I bought, which I'd like to give away. priority goes to the folks mentioned above. feel free to DM me and we'll sort it out.

link: amazon.com/Designing-Virtual-W

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The Gaston diet:

* 5 dozen eggs qd

Stop diet when #gainz approximate the mass of the ocean-going vessel of your choice

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Some easy-to-care-for plant suggestions for beginners:

• Chlorophytum (spider plant)
• Dracaena (any species)
• Pothos vine (Epipremnum aureum)
• Heartleaf philodendron
• Rubber plant
• Pilea (Chinese money plant)
• Peperomia (any species)
• Bromeliad (most varieties, but Guzmania is probably the easiest)
• Peace lily
• Snake plant

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more