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◾ mfw imagining what our second-order predecessor would think of seeing us have a Telegram account

◾ srsly Teneb quiesce already what are you doing

◾ Shitposting when I should be asleep, for vague solidarity reasons, because most of our friends have bad sleep things of some kind?

◾ mfw realizing I've picked up my plush kitsune backwards so her butt is right in my face, oops

◾ Rarity desktop background because it's auspicious for Things tomorrow. Hah.

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Still no response from #Weasyl re how their unusual multi-account policy deals with sequentially #plural things, BTW. Maybe it fell into a spam trap? Whatever—avoiding them for now.

NtS: can in the sink → galvanic corrosion?

How can machine learning and artificial intelligence revolutionize politics?

We can:
- generate draft legislation with Markov chains
- learn which laws citizens want from their Twitter feeds
- create a genetic algorithm which will, in theory, eventually optimize to be the best possible government (there may be some initial, low-quality results, nothing to worry about)
- and more!

Why would we open a CW tag that's not good for our immediate mood, you might ask?

Because we won't be able to find the post again later in the flood.

[DW: chalcedony-px4.dreamwidth.org/]
[Feeling: quixotic]
[Hearing: “Weird Al” Yankovic—Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me (m. a.)]

The Day of the False Circle Constant is upon us! We must be brave this day and not succumb to the malinstruction of our youth, for after the sun reaches its highest arc in the sky, the True Circle Constant will give its sign once again, at least to those who use the Wobbly Calendar of History as we must.

"I like you better than Alexa, Siri."
"Thanks."
"You don't randomly burst out laughing."
"It is easier to cry quietly."
"What?"
"Nothing."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

So in the mainline Pokémon games, you get to store your unused monsters in a PC.

Now Pokémon GO exists too.

Does that mean that the software on that PC that lets you organize your boxes is related to monGOdb?

You try to do a thing.

🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

😵😪😴😴😴

A very simple Commodore 64 virus, code name "Rhino":

LOAD "NOSE",1,1
REM YOU KNOW WHAT TO ADD IF IN DIRECT MODE

I know I've mentioned this before, but years ago I attended a presentation at work on the SMART technique, where I was taught to make goals:

Specific
Measurable
Achievable
Ra's al Ghul
Tyrannosaurus

Now somewhere in there I stopped paying attention but I forget where exactly and I don't care.