jess, allegedly @catoutofbed@octodon.social

ADHD is like “I’m more powerful than God, I can write a novel before lunch, I’ll fight a tiger, I can chew glass and shit champagne flutes”

and ten mins later

“I do not have the will to open this envelope”

Current Firefox Developer Edition version number is 80.0b5

Hi folks,

Our super admin alice has been doing a wonderful job in keeping our beloved octodon running without a hitch for many years, and she could do with some financial support:

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The due date on the fundraiser is TODAY, 7/31. But even a small donation is better than none.

Minimum donation on gofundme is $5: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ri-housing-fund-4-black-gay-man-immuno-and-ptsd

If you can pay between $1 and $5, you can donate to the Queer Trans Mutual Aid Providence organization, clearly marking your donation with the comment "RI housing fund 4 Black gay man immuno and PTSD" so the funds go to the right person: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/qtmapvd

If you can't pay anything, please boost.

In Quincy, looking for 1-2 roommates who can help cover $2100/month rent ($700 per bedroom, includes electricity) and ~$90/month utilities (water/gas/internet, cheapest avg month $40, most expensive $125. I’m likely to be eligible for heat assistance during winter). 3 bedrooms (2 available), 1 bath. No pets, no smoking, vaping probably fine. I cannot pay any more than my share of rent+utilities due to limited disability income

Ideally looking for other queer roommates, who can keep the shared kitchen and other spaces clean/free of dishes regularly. I am generally quiet and keep to myself, but also am open to friendly interaction, including occasionally sharing food or such. I am disabled, and occasionally require assistance in moving heavy objects, including my monthly medical supply shipment. (Delivered to the front porch, getting it into the apartment is difficult)

Please DM for pictures or other details

REVOLVER OCELOT: boss, are you familiar with cancel culture?

What is-I say-what is a man? Just a miserable pile a' secrets

US liberals: Norway is so progressive! see, that's how to do socialism! 😍
Norway: 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ sorry what was that 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ couldn't hear you 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ over this mountain of oil money 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️

oh my god, so, I've been reading Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus, by Chuck Tingle, and it is legit the best fiction book I've read all year so far and

3 billion devices run from java

One of my friends was almost lynched last night in Bloomington, IN.

I just got to watch the painful videos.

My friend's name is Vauhxx. They barely got out with their life.

DNR did not make any arrests, so it’s time to get on the phone and reach out to Monroe County Prosecutor Erika Oliphant! Email is eoliphant@co.monroe.in.us. Phone is 18123492670.