jess, allegedly @catoutofbed@octodon.social

Giraffic Park (1993)

Ian Malcom: Giraffes weren't uh, extinct John. You didn't need uh, to spend several--several billion dollars on them John. You can go to the zoo in the bronx and see giraffes.

reminder that debating an issue implicitly means you believe there can be multiple valid stances on it

keep in mind what that means for people who agree to debate issues like "should all poor people die"

bingo card status

The security team for the trans pride event this Friday is expecting there to be disruptions from right wing / fascist groups and is asking for volunteers to build a human block around the event or sign up to be escorts for people leaving the event.

*thinks about all my friends*
💕 💕
*loud purr*
*louder purr*
*very loud purr*
💕💕💕
*KITTEN.EXE is now emitting MAXIMUM PURR ENERGY into the fediverse!*

omg

I just received a spam email that included the sentence "I want to meet a partner for some sparkling nighttimes of disorder" and now I've realized that's all anybody could ever really want.

"Meet me in the middle," the unjust man says.

You step forward, he steps back.

"Meet me in the middle," the unjust man says...

This is how to do a Trans person joke without punching down.

How do I help people who are in the concentration camps at the Mexico border? It’s nauseating and I feel powerless. Writing to me senators and reps is pointless because they are proponents of this.

How to cope with having to present as the wrong gender https://redd.it/c5nm62

ah, the Gays

i just had a terrible idea

an instance called hoverbanana.space

to get an account, you have to submit a picture you took of a "hovering banana" to an anonymous email address, the creepier the better

the homepage is just a slideshow of all these hoverbanana pictures people have taken

inspired by this picture

Aslan is Christ’s fursona

when you only date cryptids and you keep documentation on all ur ended romances thats the x-files

Consider Joseph Lobdell, born and assigned female in Albany, New York. When he surfaced in Meeker County, Minnesota, he became known as “The Slayer of Hundreds of Bears and Wild-Cats.”

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/trans-history-wild-west

Cool gdq invited back a huge transphobe who stalks& harasses trans men for fun & we absolutely told them about but its fine bc she changed her handle and does free art for them!!!

Gross

Last year they invited a fucking nazi and everyone shouted it down but im pretty sure that the few transmasc voices are going to go unheard again.

Since ppl are asking who, heres the birdsite thread: https://twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/1143889288133861382?s=20

Plus her site saying she does work for gdq 2019: https://twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/1143894961475203072?s=20

Plus others weigh in: https://twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/1143907102248853507?s=20

And by all means spread this shit & complain to gdq cuz im Sick of them giving her a free pass for free art

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