jess, allegedly @catoutofbed@octodon.social

steamed hams 64

not the last lesbian

Salut les crypto-mélomanes.

The night was bright and so were her eyes, each iris a glowing disc of vivid moonlight.

I stood still as the lunar fueled werewolf approached me, the shifting of her muscles visible under her fur.

There was a hint of confusion in her gaze - most people would've been running, crying or soaked in their own fear-fluids by now.

I offered her a peanut-butter cookie; her favorite as a human.

She gasped and wrapped me up in an adoring hug.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

If I write fiction where Theseus and the minotaur fall in love
And then someone else takes my fic, swaps out the labyrinth for a coffeeshop setting
And then someone swaps the minotaur for another monster
And then someone swaps Theseus for another hero
Is it still the same ship?

heterotemporality is when you have a normal sleep schedule

partial list of trans holidays:

• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween

I saw this Onion story and loved it, but I love it even more knowing that it hurt Elon musk's feelings

USCPSC said #wifelife

also more of the regular memes because every one of these is a banger