jess, crimes aunt @catoutofbed@octodon.social

steamed hams 64

not the last lesbian

Salut les crypto-mélomanes.

The night was bright and so were her eyes, each iris a glowing disc of vivid moonlight.

I stood still as the lunar fueled werewolf approached me, the shifting of her muscles visible under her fur.

There was a hint of confusion in her gaze - most people would've been running, crying or soaked in their own fear-fluids by now.

I offered her a peanut-butter cookie; her favorite as a human.

She gasped and wrapped me up in an adoring hug.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

If I write fiction where Theseus and the minotaur fall in love
And then someone else takes my fic, swaps out the labyrinth for a coffeeshop setting
And then someone swaps the minotaur for another monster
And then someone swaps Theseus for another hero
Is it still the same ship?

heterotemporality is when you have a normal sleep schedule

I saw this Onion story and loved it, but I love it even more knowing that it hurt Elon musk's feelings