Gandalf is the kind of asshole that if you say "Good Morning" to him the wrong way he'll deface your door and summon a band of swarthy warriors to eat all your food and drag you away to get killed somewhere on a fool's errand


Bilbo is the kind of badass that will spend his whole life living in bucolic suburbia, blowing smoke rings and entertaining petty gentry, but when he overhears some asshole who just ate the last of his biscuits saying that he doesn't think Bilbo's really a burglar he bursts in saying "Fuck you I'll burgle anything let's do this"

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