🐈it's me your catdad🕺 @catdad@octodon.social

my other account is @makestuff

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 26, 2018, 22:03

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 26, 2018, 22:03

This is how my cat naps

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** · May 23, 2018, 23:28

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**ｖｅｎｋｏ** @venko@cybre.space · May 23, 2018, 23:28

Oh for the love of...

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 23, 2018, 18:53

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 23, 2018, 18:53

Chud baby boomers at work just discovered breaking bad and wont shut up about it. Can we fucking not?

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 23, 2018, 17:45

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 23, 2018, 17:45

Golf pants are just khaki jorts

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** · May 23, 2018, 09:28

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**boutique (idiot aspect)** @007@mastodon.xyz · May 23, 2018, 09:28

only 90s kids will recognise a PS1

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** · May 22, 2018, 18:41

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**Hill** @hfrazey@mspsocial.net · May 22, 2018, 18:41

This explanation of Bitcon written by AI makes about as much sense as anything else I've seen: http://botnik.org/content/bitcoin.html

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** · May 20, 2018, 17:10

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**~ʟᴜᴄɪᴅɪᴏᴛ** @lucidiot@tiny.tilde.website · May 20, 2018, 17:10

Sunscreen

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 21, 2018, 12:20

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 21, 2018, 12:20

Kid dynamite might be the most underrated band ever. Prove me wrong

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 21, 2018, 01:01

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 21, 2018, 01:01

Simone named "Chuck Yeager" replyed to my Craigslist ad asking what number to call me. Not today cia

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 20, 2018, 21:16

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 20, 2018, 21:16

My gf got me these im lactose intolerant

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 18, 2018, 15:59

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 18, 2018, 15:59

Corn chips vs potato chips go

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 18, 2018, 13:54

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 18, 2018, 13:54

Do people still think msg gives your cancer or males your dick explode or whatever every mom in the 90s regurgitated

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 20:01

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 20:01

2 day shipping actually means "if it inconvenient for us, 3 days"

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 18:43

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 18:43

weird self subtoot/shitpost Show more

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 18:22

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 18:22

Writing down all your column names and calling it a "standard", doesn't actually make it a standard, it makes you an asshole.

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** · May 17, 2018, 18:16

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**D Dino** @garbados@toot.cat · May 17, 2018, 18:16

the bee movie but every time someone says bee you have to reset your password

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 15:08

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 15:08

If yanni wore pants would the be blue/black or white/gold?

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 01:34

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 17, 2018, 01:34

My gf threw out the journal I keep the record for everything I do to my car because "it looked like junk"

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 16, 2018, 17:17

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 16, 2018, 17:17

Just swapped out a server with 64GB of RAM. Wewlad

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 16, 2018, 01:04

**🐈it's me your catdad🕺** @catdad · May 16, 2018, 01:04