🐈it's me your catdad🕺 @catdad@octodon.social

Some.shitbag hit.my car in the parking lot. 3 paint cans, some cut and.Polish, and wax and you.cant really tell unless you are looking for it

I dont understand why my gf insists on buy cable TV when we have the internet and an ota antenna. Its a waste of 40$ a month

Why do they make tall toilets?

Why does my cat act like a complete asshole as soon as I set into.the bathroom?

I feel like every vendor meeting, im playing 17D cs:go with them and my managers because what I say no one gives a shit about, but if I can get the vendor to suggest it, its the best idea ever.

Does anyone have an actual resource usage of a mastodon instance vs a plermora instance? I cant find any real specs.

Is "diyers" the plural of people who "do it yourself"?

Wait whats going on with RMS and glibc?

The news is reporting on a "new" scam. They use resume sites to find your address then send you stolen goods to reship and ask for your SSN to "pay" you. They then use that to open new account.

This is fucking old as shit, who the fuck falls for this?

Is there a way to search for instances by topic?

I dont understand why my work doesn't set up ad to nit expire my passwords on the weekend

Is there a mastodon instance but only for DIY stuff?

My face feels like its going to fall off

Dat ass

https://octodon.social/media/n9fsQURU5zWL1WI6b2Q

https://octodon.social/media/vCVlX9XO7S9VG_zJvnA

So one of my cats found a dried jalapeño pepper, chewed it up, then puked it up on my boxers while I was at work

Sometimes work makes me think I should start smoking crack for my health

I forgot how gross subway(tm) is